A local resident, 42, was overheard complaining about the shortness of the week. Upon investigation, our team discovered that 42 had been reading the fine print on a coupon for a "4-day weekend" sale.
Read Report 42Our surveillance team observed a 65-year-old male sporting pleated pants in a crowded coffee shop. When confronted, he explained that they were "ประก the latest fashion trend prophets of doom predicted."
Read Report 65A local business owner, 30, was cited for refusing to accept "alternative facts" regarding the quality of their wares. When questioned, they explained that "facts are like opinions, but with more facts."
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